Welcome to Protopia!
Population a bazillion+
I’m Miley, the miracle working microbe - your host whenever you visit my home – Protopia. Let me give you the nickel tour.
Protopia is a tiny place. You’d have to look through a microscope to see it, but don’t be fooled by the tiny size. We do some very important work down here that makes a big difference in your world. We (me and my army of teeny weenie wonders) do some pretty miraculous things to keep things healthy, balanced and sustainable. We help your body run in tip top shape. We make things smell better. We clean. We keep bad bacteria under control. We make dog breath go away, and give your pet a shiny coat. We do all these things, and much more, without chemicals and without polluting. We are the product of Good Natured Science™.
My pals and I work hard to maintain balance and sustainability for the outside world. We are vigilant in our efforts to keep the community working at peak efficiency, without creating waste or polluting. One of our main challenges is keeping bad bacteria at bay. Sometimes we need reinforcements, and that’s when our good friends at Innovative Probiotics come to the rescue
While we are completely natural, we have a distinct advantage because we are cultured using scientific methods that make us stronger, and better than many of our probiotic cousins. I don’t mean to diss on family, but some of my relatives are single strain bacteria that tend to be a little wimpy. Oh sure - they’re good at a single task, like fermenting milk to turn it into yogurt, but don’t really help much with the digestive process; and once they’ve been ingested, they wimp out.
My immediate family and I are cultivated with multiple strands. That means we thrive in a variety of environments and are capable of doing a lot of the “heavy lifting” that improves your life. While I can’t promise you specific results, I can tell you how the system works, and how we - me and my army of teeny weenie wonders - fit into the process.
Here are some of the important processes that probiotics support:
• Helping balance your digestive system
• Maintaining a strong immune system
• Keeping Fido’s breath fresh, and his coat shiny
• Cleaning fruits and vegetables to remove wax and chemicals
• Cleaning kitchen and bathrooms
• Keeping aquariums and ponds clean and smelling nice
• Absorbing toxins, like chlorine, in bath water or pet water
• Fermenting compost and eliminating odors
• and much more!
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